The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
I almost started cracking up when I walked into my orchestra conductor’s office and saw her watching anime
i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green
how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid
Cute nicknames for your girlfriend or boyfriend
- N00b
- King Henry VIII
- Sad cow
- Potato skins
- 5 Gum
- United States army
- That one gay Teletubby
